I got to go out last night with a friend of mine... He gave me some god awful rings.. I love the hell out of them cause they're so tacky.
We get a lot of weird people here at work looking for jobs... strange stuff always happens.
I sent him a text explaining the awesomeness of the rings and the strange people here.
"I feel like Misty Marie Kleinman with this ring on. On the brightside, I just had an awesome conversation with a deaf man."
"Was it about the ring?"
"No he wanted to work here. He asked me for a pen and paper. And i had to send him to our temp agency. It was awesome."
"Sounds fantastic. The highlight of the day."
"Not unless i run into a blind mute later.."
"Fingers crossed."
"Fo sho."
I'm keeping that sheet of paper...