March 27, 2008

such bad taste

I got to go out last night with a friend of mine... He gave me some god awful rings.. I love the hell out of them cause they're so tacky.

We get a lot of weird people here at work looking for jobs... strange stuff always happens.

I sent him a text explaining the awesomeness of the rings and the strange people here.

"I feel like Misty Marie Kleinman with this ring on. On the brightside, I just had an awesome conversation with a deaf man."

"Was it about the ring?"

"No he wanted to work here. He asked me for a pen and paper. And i had to send him to our temp agency. It was awesome."

"Sounds fantastic. The highlight of the day."

"Not unless i run into a blind mute later.."

"Fingers crossed."

"Fo sho."


I'm keeping that sheet of paper...

March 25, 2008

Revamp, Reload

I didn't even want to look at the last 3 years of blogging. AWAY WITH IT ALL! One quick sharp move of my mouse and snap! Deleted. College and most of last year were pretty harsh. It's best to get rid of it all like a bad dream that just shouldn't be re-read all over again... and again... and again.