such bad taste

I got to go out last night with a friend of mine... He gave me some god awful rings.. I love the hell out of them cause they're so tacky.

We get a lot of weird people here at work looking for jobs... strange stuff always happens.

I sent him a text explaining the awesomeness of the rings and the strange people here.

"I feel like Misty Marie Kleinman with this ring on. On the brightside, I just had an awesome conversation with a deaf man."

"Was it about the ring?"

"No he wanted to work here. He asked me for a pen and paper. And i had to send him to our temp agency. It was awesome."

"Sounds fantastic. The highlight of the day."

"Not unless i run into a blind mute later.."

"Fingers crossed."

"Fo sho."


I'm keeping that sheet of paper...